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Formula.

05/19/2011

There is an ADOLESCENT BOY. He is AVERAGE. He likes a GIRL who is ABOVE AVERAGE. Reasons for her being ABOVE AVERAGE are unknown, only that she is  better looking than ADOLESCENT BOY and has a GAGGLE OF SNOTTY GIRLFRIENDS WHO ARE LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN HER, yet she isn’t the alpha. She may or may not care about their opinions. She also has a LAME JOCK BOYFRIEND who bullies ADOLESCENT BOY.

ADOLESCENT BOY is being bullied by some ASSHOLES and falls upon a plot being conducted by BIGGER, BADDER ASSHOLES. ADOLESCENT BOY  and his LOUDMOUTH SIDEKICK get in WAY OVER THEIR HEADS. They do not call the police.

Meanwhile, ADOLESCENT BOY begins platonic friendship with GIRL who is still with LAME JOCK BOYFRIEND. LAME JOCK BOYFRIEND threatens to break ADOLESCENT BOY’S face.

ADOLESCENT BOY and LOUDMOUTH SIDEKICK approach BIGGER BADDER ASSHOLES to return MONEY/JEWELS/DRUGS.

BIGGER, BADDER ASSHOLES put GIRL in peril when she comes looking for ADOLESCENT BOY.

LOUDMOUTH SIDEKICK gets mildly injured and becomes even more useless to ADOLESCENT BOY. ADOLESCENT BOY finds INNER STRENGTH and SELF ESTEEM to kick BIGGER BADDER ASSHOLE ass and save GIRL.

GIRL kisses ADOLESCENT BOY in WAREHOUSE. Fade out.

Fade in. ADOLESCENT BOY walks through school hallways with GIRL. LAME JOCK BOYFRIEND  sees them and punches a locker. LOUDMOUTH SIDEKICK makes a wisecrack. Cue Sugar Ray tune, fade to black. Roll Credits.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. JayHaze permalink
    05/19/2011 12:38 am

    HOLY SHIT! That’s so effin original. Write this NOW! You’ll def make billionz!!!

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